So why is the hell am I ON one? Good question! I’ll tell you why. Because this isn’t just your average “Marry My Grandmother’s Mistress” kind of Reality show. This is ELVIRA! That’s right, THE Mistress Of The Dark herself is searching for a Hand Maiden to help her perform her duties. (Aren’t we all? Eh? Fellas? Am I right?) The “Casket Call” and auditions were brutal, but coming out on top of the thousands who tried out were The Lucky 13 contestants who will appear on “The Search For The Next Elvira”. The show, which will premier on the Fox Reality Network at Midnight on October 13th, (How perfect is that?) will feature YOURS TRULY, along with an eye candy buffet of Gothic Beauties and Creepy Cuties!…CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL INTERVIEW!