Damn you, Target Superstore!!! Damn you to hell! You know I have an addiction problem. You know I can’t help it. I’ve been in therapy for years and yet the monkey is still clinging to my back screeching wildly and pulling my hair! I can’t help it, I’m weak; I’m addicted to Halloween merchandise. And you!!! You lowly mega mart of capitalistic debauchery. You just have to keep generating uber-cool mountains of skull and bat bespeckled temptations knowing that I have the will power of Amy Winehouse with a crack pipe. Oh, how I loathe you, you pusher, you detestable peddler of Chinese manufactured black and silver and orange glory! DAMN YOU!!!!


BTW…LOVE this year’s decorations!!!!! …But if that skull mantle piece I couldn’t afford today isn’t there next payday, I’m sending some serious ass-kicking enforcements your way. Just a warning.

Tags: Halloween, shopping, Target

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