Last week the rumblings of outrage rippled through the vampire community about the unsettling news of the disgusting Johnathon Sharkey running for president in 2012 under the title of “Vampire for President”. Not only did this reflect poorly on the vampire community as a whole, which already receives a rather snarky and suspicious leer from middle-America, but also reflects poorly on the American political system, which is already quite the laughing stock of the world. In an effort to gauge what actions should be taken to rebut Sharkey’s presence, the Vampire News Network posted a poll. The results are now available below:





The breakdown of what each category means is as follows:
• Option A: Ignore Jonathon Sharkey; Statements Or Attention Given Would Be Counterproductive
• Option B: Issue A Widespread Vampire Community Statement Disavowing Association Or Approval Of His Actions
• Option C: Issue Individual Or Specific Group Statement(s) Disavowing Association Or Approval Of His Actions
• Option D: Host Discussions For The Vampire Community About Jonathon Sharkey & His Actions
• Option E: Engage In Direct Dialogue With Jonathon Sharkey To Express Concerns
• Option F: I Support Jonathon Sharkey & His Actions
• Option G: I Don’t Know Enough About Jonathon Sharkey To Form An Opinion


It is obvious from the results that a world-wide stance against this person should be taken by the vampire community to make sure the mainstream media recognizes that we do not endorse or promote the actions of this man. He is a disgrace and a threat to society’s young women. To read my post from last week about just what all he has done to earn this outcry, click here. And for additional information on the poll conducted by the VNN click here.

Tags: Johnathon Sharkey, politics, poll, presidency, vampire, vampire news network, vampires

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