Uncertain what to wear this Halloween?
July 2nd, 2009 by Gabrielle Faust received 4 Comments »This is wrong, just oh so wrong on so many levels! LOL!! Yes, you can purchase this Count Chocula costume on Ebay (click here)

Tags: breakfast cereal, costume, Count Chocula, Halloween, vampire
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The cereal itself was rather bland and tasted like cardboard, so I mostly picked out the flavored marshmallows and drank the sugary, coloured milk. With my proclivity toward ghost-hunting, I always had a preference for the ‘Boo Berry’ version; it left me with such magnificent purple teeth and tongue!
A tad less gleefulness and ear-acreage from the male(?)model aside, as for the costume (pictured above), I see nothing unusual about it except-for-quite-maybe-even the Amorphorous-Thingy-Slime dripping out from between the fingers of the right sleeve, the regurgitated remnants perhaps of either Snap, Crackle, or Pop?
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He/It and I also rode the El together this morning and were seated side by side. I let him read the Fashion Section of the Tribune with dubious result.
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Wears the FANGS (not pictured above)too, huh?!
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Great Hera! You ARE right, this is quite disturbing! The lights are out, yet the image haunts me! Make it STOP!!!
I’ve got a hankering to arm-wrestle, along with blowing off a phalange or two, it’s a 4th of July tradition here in the Midwest. Come-on, Gabby! Put down that notebook and roll up your sleeves! The loser not only has to buy that costume but wear it on Samhain as well. Ready? 1-2-3 . . . GO!
Ut-Ut-Ut. Immovable so far. Not bad. Er-Er-Er. Hey, what are you doing with . . . what the h-e-double-toothpicks IS that . . .
LOL! Odd, very odd.
Indeed, Miss Faust! Conjuring a raven’s feather with your free hand and utilizing it to tickle my nose, making me sneeze and flinch and thereby causing a lapse in the concentration of my strength, you easily slammed my buckling appendage to the matt! What a wickedly ingenious stratagem! Take heed, “boys.” Never arm-wrestle a Vampire-Witch!